July 2012
you never really know someone until you play mario kart with them
reblog and see what you get
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - You’re pretty. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - FACEBOOK PLEASE.
Oh my god do it please
Anonymous asked: Would you date one of your friends?
Anonymous asked: What would you rather have, friends with benefits or a girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: You're amazing.
I don't even use tumblr anymore.
Anonymous asked: So what happened with Jordan last night?!
Anonymous asked: You are perfect.
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
HAHA
This guys talking shit. You might not realize that I’m 15 years old. haha oh well…. ITS TIME GO GO HAM SAMMY
THE GREAT STORY OF DANIEL GUZMAN
It was a cold, wintery night on December 25th 1994. For many it was Christmas, as they huddled around their warm fire places. But for Leah Francine Guzman, it was a very long night, for she was giving birth. After hours of labor, into the arms of Wellington Douglas Guzman popped Daniel! They were so relieved to see their handsome young boy safe and sound.
Daniel was...
the-hustle:
If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
I stole that too
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
tomlinshire:
mustaches-and-such:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
Please
PLEASE GUYS
Anonymous asked: If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: Do you think you're attractive?
You guys should ask me cool questions.
cross the line.
The most beautiful aspect of being human, is knowing and understanding that no one else thinks the way you do. No matter how similar, no matter how relateable, no matter how comparable, no one thinks the way you do. And that’s beautiful.
"You're so..." finish it in my ask.
Ask me things while I do nothing. →
l-x-i-x:
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever...
I just saw a woman walk out of sports authority, sit on the curb and just completely break down. She was on the phone and I don’t know who she was talking to or what she was saying but it seemed bad. Those kind of situations make me feel like I could have done more to help…
guys
thelauraaurora:
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
