Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - You’re pretty. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - FACEBOOK PLEASE.
It was a cold, wintery night on December 25th 1994. For many it was Christmas, as they huddled around their warm fire places. But for Leah Francine Guzman, it was a very long night, for she was giving birth. After hours of labor, into the arms of Wellington Douglas Guzman popped Daniel! They were so relieved to see their handsome young boy safe and sound.
Daniel was born into a beautiful family with two siblings, Amelia Guzman and Jonathan Guzman. Daniel was the oldest of his siblings and often had the responsibility of taking care of them. Until age 6, Daniel attended Springfield elementary school in Springfield, Massachusetts, but, when Daniel’s heart started failing, they were forced to move to Albuquerque, New Mexico. It was here that the best heart surgeon in the world, Steve Willard, managed to save Daniel’s precious life. It was in the hospital room where Daniel nearly passed that he heard a rockin bass from Steve’s son, Electronic Chronic. It was with this inspiration that Daniel realized music was the biggest part of his life. Daniel went on to attend Albuquerque High School in which he befriended Sky Willard or DDYLNGLGS. DDYLNGLGS helped Daniel with his music, mentoring him through when to drop the bass and when not to. Daniel practiced and practiced until he had exceeded his master, and it was then that he was ready. Daniel, with his love for a hot fat black ass, adopted the name, BootyDust.
Everyone seemed to love BootyDust, and he was stealing ALL the hos. But this angered someone. Elliott wanted his hos back so one day he brought a gun to school. He pointed it at BootyDust, aimed, and fired. BootyDust was prepared to die, but for some reason, he was fine. It was DDYLNGLGS that had jumped in front of the bullet. Daniel went to comfort him. “have one great show, get all the hot ass” whispered DDYLNGLGS. Daniel promised he would. And it is on the evening of July 13th that this promise to DDYLNGLGS is fulfilled. Please join us in commemoration of DDYLNGLGS as we celebrate his life with ass shaking and the best DJing ever courtesy of Dj BootyDust and Dj Monster
hmmm I mean im going to sound like an ass. I don’t think I’m that physically attractive, but I think people are attracted to my outgoing-ness. I feel like a conceited ass saying that though. Tough question.
The most beautiful aspect of being human, is knowing and understanding that no one else thinks the way you do. No matter how similar, no matter how relateable, no matter how comparable, no one thinks the way you do. And that’s beautiful.
I just saw a woman walk out of sports authority, sit on the curb and just completely break down. She was on the phone and I don’t know who she was talking to or what she was saying but it seemed bad. Those kind of situations make me feel like I could have done more to help…