drunkwithlilac asked: wait we aren't friends on facebook. the fuck?
After I told my mom about asking honor out, the only thing she said was “Well, love can happen on the beach. That’s why nobody leaves the Dominican Republic. Just ask your father.” gross.
“yolo” i whispered as i didn’t safely remove USB
masalladeloconocido asked: I CANT FIND ELMO?? Who is it by again?
drunkwithlilac asked: I like you because you have the tightest fucking butthole this world has ever seen.
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on...
I like/dislike you because, finish it in my ask. →
shade-tree: lyk if u have the time er something
Anonymous asked: favorite boy and girl in each grade.