Dear Mr. Bootaydust,I fuckin luv you. You have a nice a$$. You make me listen to gh3tt0 music. You should be in a class with me next year. Someday I will make you cookies. You + me = BROWN. If I saw you now I’d be like da fuq it's midnight. less pawwty. I want to ballroom dance with you. I would build a synagogue just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Dance(Ass) by Big Sean and Nicki Minaj. We could be brown under the stars. Love, Steinbergeeys
Oloy. Only losers obsess yo. Just made that up. Whus Gucci?!
My dearest Daniel, I heart you omq. You have a nice booty. You make me write you letters of tumblr. You should buy me delicious Sonic food. Someday I will have your children (I mean...what). You + me = BFFEAEAEAEAE. If I saw you now I’d give ya a big ole hug. I want to RAPE you. I would build a princess castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be that one song by Katy Perry about penises. We could bro it up under the stars. Love, Creepy McCreeperson (P.S. mocktrialzmeetingD:)
Dear bootydust, I never see you! You have a nice swag. You make me happy to see. You should get a multitude of ladies. Someday I will kick it with you and maya vigil. You + me = whadup. If I saw you now I’d say whadup. I want to yell lyrics at you. I would build an igloo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be jane fonda. We could go cow tipping under the stars. Love, drawmeasheeep (P.S. really though whadup)
Right! why dont we talk more? you’re a baller and that needs to change! How are you doing?
Just because girls have sex with people doesn’t mean they don’t respect themselves and their bodies and it doesn’t mean that they are “giving away” their bodies and it doesn’t mean that they are falling for any game and it doesn’t mean they need you to pray…
I know a lot of people have asked this already and you claim that you don't like anybody, but I am genuinely interested and I call bullshit that you like absolutely nobody. Tumblr is a safe place. Come on buddy.
Well I’m kinda crushing on this girl but who knows if it’s mutual. And the only reason why that doesnt count, is because it’s nothing huge.
Hi I think you look super fine in that shirt I like it when you talk to your phone and when you touch your phone and when I see you from across a crowded or not so crowded room I know that we are meant to make dominican children on the foosball table that now sits equidistantly between us and you're a sexy bear and you don't love me like I love you my love will never be reciprocated and I may never get over my deep deep love for you.