drunkwithlilac asked: Dear Mr. Bootaydust,I fuckin luv you. You have a nice a$$. You make me listen to gh3tt0 music. You should be in a class with me next year. Someday I will make you cookies. You + me = BROWN. If I saw you now I’d be like da fuq it's midnight. less pawwty. I want to ballroom dance with you. I would build a synagogue just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Dance(Ass) by Big...
I love Adam. It’s game on Bro.
ask me anything. I don't care what it is, i'll try... →
Anonymous asked: My dearest Daniel, I heart you omq. You have a nice booty. You make me write you letters of tumblr. You should buy me delicious Sonic food. Someday I will have your children (I mean...what). You + me = BFFEAEAEAEAE. If I saw you now I’d give ya a big ole hug. I want to RAPE you. I would build a princess castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be that one song by Katy Perry...
I’m gonna get a tron suit and walk around not giving a fuck
little-sincerity: Colita de rana Si no sanas hoy Sanarás mañana
iTunes actually closed when i told it to. hmm.
versaucy asked: Hey we never did math. I still havent done my math. Did you finish?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IM STOKED FOR 12TH PLANET.
Anonymous asked: How bout the initials of some girls you find attractive.
Anonymous asked: 5 most attractive girls at ahs?
Ask me shit. →
tenpercenter: Bitches need to ask me shit. I need to be awake.
masalladeloconocido asked: Yeah I could probably do sunday!
i miss the summer. i miss the fun.
versaucy asked: 33 haha
DO THIS! →
ruinshoes: Are looks important in a relationship? Are relationships ever worth it? Are you a virgin? Are you in a relationship? Are you in love? Are you single this year? Can you commit to one person? Describe your crush: Describe your perfect mate: Do you believe in love at first sight? Do you ever want to get married? Do you forgive betrayal? Do you get jealous easily? Do you have...
drawmeasheeep asked: Dear bootydust, I never see you! You have a nice swag. You make me happy to see. You should get a multitude of ladies. Someday I will kick it with you and maya vigil. You + me = whadup. If I saw you now I’d say whadup. I want to yell lyrics at you. I would build an igloo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be jane fonda. We could go cow tipping under the stars. Love,...
Write me a letter, please!(anon or not)
Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) HOLY FUCK PLEASE
A: Something I am sad about.
B: Favorite band.
C: Who I like and why I like them.
D: Dream house/place to live and why.
E: Post a photo of yourself right now.
F: My favorite movie.
G: Sexual orientation.
H: Do I smoke/drink?
I: Have any tattoos or piercings?
J: What I want to be when I get older.
K: Relationship with my parents.
L: One of my insecurities.
M: Virgin or not?
N: Favorite place to shop at?
O: My eye color.
P: Why I hate school.
Q: Relationship status as of right now.
R: Favorite song at the moment.
S: A random fact about myself.
T: Age I get mistaken for.
U: Where I want to be right now.
V: Last time I cried.
W: Concerts I’ve been to.
X: What would you do if (…)?
Y: Do you want to go to college.
Z: How are you?
didnt mean to post that twice. mehbad.
It’d be cool to see you naked.
ask me anything. in the meantime, i will be watching 50/50
Anonymous asked: What's your idea of a perfect date?
Anonymous asked: No, seriously...
Anonymous asked: Who do you like?
I didn’t think I liked you. But then this happened
gonna start taking girls out for breakfast as soon as i get my provisional.
something's always in the oven: Sex Talk →
foolofanora: People on Facebook say annoying things. Just because girls have sex with people doesn’t mean they don’t respect themselves and their bodies and it doesn’t mean that they are “giving away” their bodies and it doesn’t mean that they are falling for any game and it doesn’t mean they need you to pray…
Anonymous asked: 2 4 7 12 16 25 41 61 65 89 93 98 :))
True or False? Anon or not, ask me! Come on yo I...
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
Anonymous asked: I know a lot of people have asked this already and you claim that you don't like anybody, but I am genuinely interested and I call bullshit that you like absolutely nobody. Tumblr is a safe place. Come on buddy.
Anonymous asked: Hi I think you look super fine in that shirt I like it when you talk to your phone and when you touch your phone and when I see you from across a crowded or not so crowded room I know that we are meant to make dominican children on the foosball table that now sits equidistantly between us and you're a sexy bear and you don't love me like I love you my love will never be reciprocated and...
versaucy asked: THE KETCHUP AT NOB HILL BAR & GRILL REALLY DOES TASTE LIKE DIRT
Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWQpmYuSTI8 hahahaha go to 2:23